Shank's Take:
Slary is a bumbling oaf who meaninglessly prances on about heroism and saving others! Someone so boring really thinks he has a chance of being revered HA! What a stupid baboon! Wait, is that offensive...BECAUSE I HOPE IT IS!

Dagger's Take:
Slary is strong I guess. Swinging that hammer probably takes some effort, but in a one on one I could still pummel that ape into the ground. Also THAT JERK STOLE MY RHYMES!!!